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Thursday, September 17th, 2015 | Author:

Ìpamọ, Time, Owo

Emi ko fẹ debiti bibere. Mo ti sọ feran awọn agutan ti miiran nkankan le, ni ife, ya fere eyikeyi iye ti owo mi (daradara … ohunkohun ti o ni wa). A ẹlẹgbẹ tokasi jade ni oro pẹlu MTN yoo ti a ti yee ti mo ti a ti lilo a debiti ibere. Boya awọn “wewewe” ifosiwewe jẹ ko iru a buburu ohun.

Mo Sawon t'o ibeere nibi jẹ boya tabi ko o fẹ awọn ile itaja wewewe ati ki o le gbekele ajo (ninu apere yi pẹlu rẹ owo) – tabi ti o ba o ko ba le gbekele wọn ki o si wa setan lati forgo wipe itaja wewewe. Ni mi irú, ani tilẹ Mo si tun Ìbéèrè awọn ile itaja wewewe, Mo kọ awọn lile ọna pẹlu MTN wipe o yèkoro le jẹ inconvenient lati ni rẹ ti sopọ aye dinku si “latọna erekusu” ipo. Fere gbogbo eniyan loni lọ pẹlu awọn ile itaja wewewe ifosiwewe.

Wewewe

Ti a ba tun wo lo, bayi a igba pipẹ seyin, I had a dispute with Planet Fitness ibi ti wewewe je a ni ilopo-olójú idà. Mo royin won owo asa si awọn onibara Ẹdun Commission (niwon tun-ṣeto bi awọn National Consumer Commission) and never got feedback from them. The gist of the issue is that Planet Fitness’s sales agent lied to me and a friend in order to get more commission/money out of my pocket.

Mo wa a Awari vitality egbe eyi ti yoo fun ọpọlọpọ awọn anfani, pẹlu dinku ošuwọn lori Ere burandi – okeene ilera-jẹmọ ti dajudaju, as Discovery is a Medical Aid/Health Insurance provider. Lati fi o nìkan, Awari ti wa ni oniyi. Vitality ká anfani bo gym memberships eyi ti siwaju pẹlu Planet Fitness. You still have to pay something, a kekere àmi ti ona, Awari si, fun awọn idaraya ẹgbẹ. Ṣugbọn, lẹhinna, nwọn FẸẸ mi lati wa ni ilera, so they don’t mind footing the bulk of the bill. Ṣugbọn, nkqwe, yi tumo si aye Fitness’ tita òjíṣẹ ko si gba awọn Igbimo!

Nítorí náà, ohun ti n se yi esi ninu? Awọn abajade ni wipe PF ká tita oluranlowo fun mi ohun inflated olusin fun a “Vitality-orisun” ẹgbẹ. O si puro. O si ti mi wole lori awọn ti sami ila fun ohun inflated owo ti a “deede” ẹgbẹ (bẹẹni, o je kosi siwaju sii ju paapa a deede ẹgbẹ yoo ni iye owo), ending up about 4 ati 5 igba bi Elo bi awọn vitality-orisun ẹgbẹ.

Epiphanies

Some time in 2011 Mo nipari wisened soke to awọn owo ti mo ti ikure lati wa ni san. Awari Èmi daju yoo ko ni le ju dun nipa yi fiasco. Mo sọ fun awọn Manager ni-idaraya, ati ki o Mo ti a ti fidani wipe gbogbo guide yoo ndgbasoke. Mo wa ko ọkan fun iwa- … ayafi ti awọn oniwe-idaraya fun … ni ohun Octagon … ṣugbọn lẹhin mi 5th ibewo si awọn Manager lati beere idi ti awọn Debiti kogba won si tun ṣẹlẹ, o so fun mi o a ti ya emi kò ti mu ohun ija pẹlu mi fun awọn ibewo. Lẹhin kan diẹ diẹ ọdọọdun, awọn Manager ti kosi osi Planet Fitness ati salaye si mi pe awọn “guide” was between myself and Head Office and that the local gym, nkqwe a idibo-ara isẹ, ti kekere si ko si wipe nipa boya tabi ko o le wa ni pawonre. Ti o ba Head Office wi ko si, alakikanju orire.

By this point I’d lost it. I had my bank put a Duro si awọn debiti bibere. It was a huge schlep: I had to contact the bank every month because the debit order descriptions would change ever so slightly. It also cost me a little every couple of months to “reinstate” the blocking iṣẹ. Emi ko le ran sugbon ro awọn ile-ifowopamọ eto atilẹyin deede expressions ṣugbọn ọpá ma ko dandan mo bi lati lo o.

Technically I’m still waiting on the CCC to get back to me (kò sele – ati ti awọn dajudaju ti won ni won tun-ṣeto bi darukọ loke ki awọn irú jasi ṣubu nipasẹ awọn dojuijako). Dajudaju Of, nipa ti ojuami PF tun fe lati blacklist mi ko san fun!

The Airotẹlẹ akoni

A haphazard darukọ ti oro si Awari (Mo ro pe mo ti pè wọn nipa a ehin ibewo) yorisi ni a callback nipasẹ ọkan ninu awọn Awari ká òjíṣẹ. Won ki o si beere mi lati se apejuwe awọn isoro, ni apejuwe awọn ati ni kikọ, lati se alaye dara lati mi irisi ohun ti gan ṣẹlẹ. Mo rọ. O wa ni jade mo ti wà ọtun nipa wọn ko ni ogbon “ju dun” nipa rẹ. Ni o daju ti won gan kò fẹ o. About three weeks later, Planet Fitness refunded mi ni FULL fun gbogbo awọn ti o ti monies lailai a ti san si wọn.

Awari jẹ Awesome. 🙂

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Monday, October 29th, 2012 | Author:

It appears that, in infinite wisdom, Google have a security feature that can block an application from accessing or using your google account. I can see how this might be a problem for Google’s users, in particular their GTalk ati Gmail users. In my case it was Pidgin having an issue with the Jabber iṣẹ (which is technically part of GTalk). I found the solution after a little digging. I was surprised at how old the issue was and how long this feature has existed!

To unlock the account and get your application online, use Google’s Captcha page here.

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Thursday, November 12th, 2009 | Author:

If you ever find yourself updating a single application in Arch Linux (a very bad idea, btw) and it upgrades readline you might end up seeing an error along the lines of:
/bin/bash: error while loading shared libraries: libreadline.so.5: cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory
Hopefully you still have a bash prompt open and you haven’t closed them all. If you still can, immediately run the following:
pacman -S bash
else you won’t be able to run bash any more because bash would still be linking to the old version of readline.

tun, in future, don’t run
pacman -Sy application
(python in my case)
instead, run:
pacman -Syu
which will ensure that all applications are upgraded.

Personally, I think that bash should have had a dependency set saying that it required the old specific version of readline and the same for the new bash, requiring the new version of readline. Regardless, rather play it safe. 😉

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Sunday, April 19th, 2009 | Author:

I think the Internet is a scary place. Yes, me. Some days I find myself horrified to find the lowliest of criminal bastards trying to steal our livelihoods.

Yes, people, there are criminals out there and they want your money or they want to use you to make money. What’s even more scary is the lengths to which they are willing to go, even risking YOU. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.

I received an email saying that I was being offered a job as aRegional Assistant” ati, though the details weren’t given, the email suggested that it was a legitimate opportunity. I replied asking about where they’d received my details and also about what they would require of me.

Being the skeptic I am, I thought I could spot scammers a mile away. How fortunate that I can still laugh at the idea.

A few hours later, they replied indicating that I’d soon receive further instructions. They’dprobablybeen referred to me by a friend and they had a pile of referrals and so couldn’t specify which friend had recommended me. I waited patiently and left it to the back of my mind. “They’ve probably found a good candidate already and I’ve lost out”, I thought. “How nice that a friend might refer me. Obviously I’m Awesome.” (and daft :-/)

So later on, I receive my email with myfurther instructions”. This is where I finally realised that I was dealing with scammers:

Hi. We’d like to start a trial task. Our customer will make a bank transfer to you this week. Please go to our site <site omitted> to submit the banking details where the transfer will go to. Once we’ve established a good transaction history, you will receive between 2-3 transfers per week (amounts of about R10 000 each except the first trial transfers).
Please confirm that you can start. We don’t send any transfers to your account until we receive confirmation from you.
On Monday you will receive notification, detailed information and instructions regarding the transfers. Thank you and have a lovely weekend.

Say what??? I checked out the web site in question and, without a doubt, this is a money laundering scheme done by professionals. They know what they’re doing and they probably launder millions every month. What’s more is that, inevitably, they will screw you over and get the cops to arrest YOU. These criminals can leave evidence behind implicating you even if all you’ve done is diligently moved money from one place to anotherand kept a small percentage for yourself. 😛

Money laundering is where illegitimate money (stolen, probably) is transferred via third parties to appear more legitimate. You’re an accessory to the crime and, even worse, you’re even likely to be the victim of it. Recognise when an opportunity is too good to be true. I was fooled for a short while. Next up, given that a victim might give out a lot of personal details, the scammers might steal your identity and start to implicate you in fraudulent activities without you ever having done a thing.

If you happen to have already given any details such as the above where they wanted my banking details, contact your bank and inform them of the situation. They will give you the best possible advice on what to do next. If you’ve already responded to the mail but haven’t yet already given them the information they want, don’t reply any further. I’d also suggest calling your local police for further advice.

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Monday, March 30th, 2009 | Author:

Who’d have thought that something as silly as Choqok trying to automatically log into Twitter might get me temporarily locked out?

Oh well. I’m patient.

Tried to log in too many times?

We've temporarily locked your account after too many failed attempts to sign in. Please chillax for a few, then try again.

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